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Instead of killing him, the homeowner called I never dreamed that one day I’d become a fearless diabetes shirt. The burglar later sued him over the broken leg and collected from his homeowner’s insurance. I bought a new stove and noticed a big label on it saying, “Do not stand on the oven door”. I asked the guy installing it about this and he told me some woman actually stood on the door and sued on the grounds that there was no warning label telling her not to do that. It is a toss-up as to who was the bigger idiot. The moron who stood on the door or the idiots on the jury who rewarded her for her stupidity.