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I was walking along the Stitch Let me check my giveashitometer nope nothing shirt of where the grass merged into the sand when a glitter ahead caught my eye. I figured it was probably a piece of garbage or wrapper of some kind, but when I got closer I could clearly see two small rings nestled in the grass. Then my conscience got the better of me and I posted a quickly wanted ad in a local FB group. I didn’t say where I had found it, or post pictures, just that I had found two rings at a local park area. A woman contacted me and knew everything. She could even pinpoint the location I had found the rings. She was watching us with curious interest. When my friend stood up she was holding a large chocolate mousse cream pie.
Without a moment’s hesitation, she placed her right hand behind my head for Stitch Let me check my giveashitometer nope nothing shirt and firmly smushed the cream pie into my face with her left as Eileen watched in stunned disbelief!! After smashing the pie as far into my face as it would go, my friend placed the empty pie tin on the table and casually walked away. I just sat there slumped in my chair with my arms hanging at my sides and the cream pie buried in my face! I looked across the table at Eileen but I couldn’t see her through all of the cream filling and pie crust.